So I was walking down the hallway in my office, mildly distracted,
when I kicked something. It was a USB “thumb drive.” I picked it up
and inspected it, trying to figure out who had dropped it. The side of
the drive had a picture that I couldn’t make out, as it was all smudged
with something. I pulled out a tissue and rubbed it, thinking it may be
a clue as to whose drive it was.
There was a sudden rushing sound and a strong wind. Out of the thumb drive emerged a large blue figure wearing a turban.
“Are you a genie?” I asked
“No, I am David Blumenthal, the health IT ‘czar.’” he responded.
I hung my head down, “I guess this is about the fact that I write the word healthcare instead of health care. I was wondering how long it would be before the feds came down on me for that.
“No, that’s not my realm. That would be the job of the Department of
Language Security, and they’ll be appearing in some creative way next
week to get on your case about the whole healthcare thing. It has Matthew Holt and Maggie Mahar in a big tiff.”
