Call me crazy. Or Ishmael, for that matter. I think “Dietary Guidelines for Americans” should be something vaguely like, well, oh I don’t know, maybe: guidelines for Americans. About how to eat well.
What does “dietary guidelines” make you think? Doesn’t it sound an awful lot like: guidelines for people’s diets? Doesn’t that, in turn, sound quite a bit like: here’s what we (whoever ‘we’ is) think you should eat, presumably for health? And doesn’t “guidelines” suggest “guidance” from “guides” who ought to know where they are going, suggesting that the “we” involved should qualify as such?
Yes, that’s exactly what it sounds like. And if we go a step further, and call something “Dietary Guidelines for Americans”- and we don’t say “some” Americans, or Americans in food assistance programs, or Americans eating in school cafeterias- if we just simply say “for Americans”- then doesn’t it sound an awful lot like: this is what we (whoever ‘we’ is) think ALL Americans should be eating?
You bet it does.
And so my friends, we come to it: a steaming mound of misleading BS. Watch where you step.
“It is written: Man shall not live by bread alone.”

