
By CRAIG STOLTZ
Not
one more pixel need be spilt about the issues of privacy, security,
HIPAA, metastatic data, third-party crashers, or corporate imperial
overreach raised by the debut of Google Health. Let’s just snap on the
latex gloves and do a quick exam. This won’t hurt a bit.
Three brief clinical observations follow:
Your conditions, your choice
You can enter your “conditions” either by entering text or choosing
from a disheartening alphabetic menu of bodily afflictions, from
Aarskog Syndrome to Zollinger-Ellison Syndrome. The list is 20 screens
by 3 columns deep when spread out on one endless page.
Immediately preceding the last entry is
“Zits”–a nice bit of diction that helps reach users where they live, so
to speak, to humanize the Google Machine. As with many conditions that
populate the picklist (no pun), there’s a pre-loaded search for zits.
But only certain conditions are pre-loaded with searches. Although
“whiteheads” was on the list, when I typed it in there was no stored
search. When I did the search myself up popped the zits search results.
To give the product a test run as you can see below I chose a number
of conditions from the list — WHICH, IF YOU ARE AN INSURER, EMPLOYER OR
ACQUAINTANCE, I ASSURE YOU ARE ENTIRELY MADE UP AND DON’T APPLY TO ME
AT ALL, IN FACT I AM PERFECTLY HEALTHY. I also tried to throw Brother
Google a curve ball by describing the same conditions using several
different terms, i.e., arthritis, osteoarthritis and bad knees. I was
permitted to add these as I wished.
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