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Iraq? Terrorism? Middle East? Health Care? IT?

None of that is in the least importance compared to what the English nation is fixated on. Will Wayne Rooney’s right foot be better in time for the world cup? The answer appears to be that a Scan rules Rooney out for six weeks. So he should be fit for the latter stages, provided we sneak past Trinidad, Sweden and Paraguay.

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