A few weeks ago I wrote here about my
unhappy experience of inadvertently mixing two different types of drain
cleaners together. I learned then, and thought it useful to relate,
a painful in-home science lesson: the combination of hydrochloric acid
and hypochlorite (bleach) apparently forms chlorine gas, which was used
as an agent of chemical warfare early in World War I. Serious lung
damage and death are real possibilities. After a trip to the emergency
room, a follow-up visit to my doctor and the passage of time– I’m ok.
But the other day I got the bill, or thankfully, as I am insured
through my employer, the explanation of benefits. My present insurance
company, CIGNA, detailed the claim in an easy to read and understandable
manner. It is telling.

I was in the
Emergency Room for about 4 hours (they had wanted to keep me overnight
for observation but released me under the condition (and my pleading)
that I return immediately if any number of things happened). I received
oxygen and breathing treatments, x-rays, lab work, an electrocardiogram,
and the care of a physician. The total billed was $2,270. But perhaps
more importantly, the amount “discounted,” or the amount my insurance
company did not pay through its negotiated pricing contract with the
hospital, was $2007. Which is to say that my insurance company paid a
total of only $263 of this bill. Thankfully, I owe nothing except a
small co-pay.
