Cheney is out hunting with friends when one of them suddenly collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and has a glazed look in his eyes. He frantically calls 911 and yells at the emergency worker “My friend is dead! What should I do?”
The emergency operator states, “Please calm down. I can help. The first thing we have to do is make sure your friend is really dead.”
There is a pause.
The operator hears the sound of gunfire, then “OK, now what?”
Cheney is out hunting with friends when one of them suddenly collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and has a glazed look in his eyes. He frantically calls 911 and yells at the emergency worker “My friend is dead! What should I do?”
The emergency operator states, “Please calm down. I can help. The first thing we have to do is make sure your friend is really dead.”
There is a pause.
The operator hears the sound of gunfire, then “OK, now what?”